Rolling head cup anyone?
If there are guys out there who get disheartened by the lack of sex toys marketed toward men, this one's for you. If not, keep reading anyhow as this is nothing short of hilarious!
Tenga has announced a new line of toys called "onanism cups" which it claims are "designed to bring you never-before-experienced sensual sensations".
Tenga's very tastefully designed website, showcases the five products pictured below that promise sensations such as "deep throat", "soft tube", "rolling head", "double hole" and "air cushion". Seriously, I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I won't tell you how exactly they work, and lets face it, it doesn't take a whole lot of imagination. But I will tell you that each device is unique in its own way, the "deep throat cup" for example will actually make slurping sounds. I'll let you browse the Tenga website for yourselves to find out what the other cups are capable of.
Bad news for the lonelier gents out there though, these onanism cups are only available in Japan right now. If you do manage to get hold of one however, be vary wary of this little notice taken from Tenga's FAQs:
Q: Is TENGA onanicup disposable?
A: Yes. TENGA onanicup series are all disposable. These are not for using repeatedly by rinsing out.
It's not only because of hygienic aspect, but also because we'd like you to enjoy TENGA's outstanding feeling.
I'd be terrified to put a finger in one of these things, let alone anything else. Don't worry though, we're doing our utmost to get our very own Taser-testing Nick to try one of these for HEXUS TV. Rumour has it, he's partial to the rolling head.
Official produce page: Tenga.com
