For a fat and unfit technology hack like yours truly, CeBit is pretty horrendous, physically. The Messe campus is enormous, and trekking round and between the giant halls on foot leaves you largely knackered after just one or two days. The end result is that finding something worth looking at on a stand is welcomed, giving you a chance to take a breather as you grab your story, before trotting off to find the next one.

With Tarinder covering Sapphire's Blizzard cooling product yesterday, it leaves me to let you know about the other incredible thing they've got on display. Worth stopping at their stand to look at and report on? You decide for yourself.

Put that on the box of your products and you'll sell trillions, guys. They've got a blonde version too, to help differentiate between SKUs, or something. Angry letters that I'm a horrid sexist pig to "Rys Loves Hotpants, HEXUS Towers, Purton".